summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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