Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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