in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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