Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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