Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
MIDGETS
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I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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