Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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