I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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