If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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