that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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