I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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