I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Welp...herpes.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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