I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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