And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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