She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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