her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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