you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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