whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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