Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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