He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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