There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So much rum. So many feels.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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