if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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