so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
its liver damage thursday
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