and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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