jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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