I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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