More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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