If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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