Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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