Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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