Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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