Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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