i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
