He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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