sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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