i barfeds in our rink
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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