omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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