More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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