Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
