Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
false alarm, still single
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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