Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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