I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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