RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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