That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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