Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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