someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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