I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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