i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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