So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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