where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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