Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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