If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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