You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Randomize
