One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
