jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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