She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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