I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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