im gay
i know
yea but for you.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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