is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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